{i live}

Yesh, I live.  Surprising as it seems.  Just so ya’ll know that, although it seems like it, I have NOT been ,

-kidnapped by a ravaging kung-fu turtle,

-abducted by aliens, had my brains sucked out, and am now simply a robot doomed to be mechanical for the rest of my life,

-killed when riding a subway by the under-minor (I’ll bet no one will get that reference),

-zombified by an evil scientist named Bob who takes pleasure in zombification,

-had Jane Austen stab me through the heart with a marshmellow toaster,

-drowned in a sea of cookie batter, goldfish, and baby food,

-mashed into the concrete with a hammer by Bob The Builder whilst Dizzy sang “can we do it??” and Scoop replying “yes we can!” over and over

However I HAVE,

-been overwhelmed with the amount of stuff to be done.  I.E- Music, School, Debate, etc. 

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